I know you've waited all year for this special post...the highly sought after Birthday Trivia and in honor of my 39 years on this earth, I give you 39 useless details about me. And someday when you are at the Department of Motor Vehicles waiting for your ticket #96 to be called and they are only on #34, feel free to pass your spare time by catching up on my
37th and
38th Birthday Trivia lists.
1. I have an unhealthy addiction to chapstick.
2. I sing in the shower.
3. I do not use a pillow when I sleep.
4. I enjoy running. (did I really just say that?)
5. I only started texting this past June when I finally bought an iphone. Up until that time I was resisting the text movement.
6. I wear a size 8 shoe but have been known to buy an 8 ½ if they are too cute pass up and slip an insole in them so they will fit like an 8.
7. I’m seriously considering taking flying lessons. I happen to know a GREAT instructor. ;)
8. I never thought I’d utter the words, “Mommy can wipe her own pee-pee thank you!”
9. I have more great ideas than time and motivation.
10. I love to use the word “y’all” and I know the proper way to make it plural.
11. I hate the word “ain’t” and it’s like nails on a chalkboard for me when I hear people say it.
12. I like it when people underestimate me.
13. You will never, ever, ever catch me in a hot air balloon.
14. When I grow up I want to be a real estate agent, or an interior decorator, or a professional photographer, or maybe I’ll go back to teaching.
15. In my world its black or white, there is no gray.
16. If I won the lottery the first thing I’d get is a personal chef. I hate to cook!
17. I’ve seen every season of MTV’s Real World.
18. I love to vacuum but hate to dust. I’m fine with the dust bunnies and I’m considering claiming them on our taxes as dependents.
19. I eat cherub tomatoes every single day. I’m addicted to them.
20. I like to bird watch and even have a field guide so I can identify all the different types of birds.
21. I’ve watched too much Real TV to ever bungee jump.
22. I am a terrible bed hog and even worse about stealing the blankets. I may be little, but I can put up a mean fight with Randy in the middle of the night for the blankets.
23. I’m borderline OCD when it comes to organizing my closet and shoes. Oh who am I kidding, I’m full blown OCD about my closet.
24. I love to do crossword puzzles and word searches, but hate Sudoku. I think it too closely resembles math to me.
25. I still don’t know if I believe we’ve been to the moon.
26. I only have two real plants in the house and one of those is literally hanging on by a thread.
27. Nothing beats a comfy porch swing, nothing.
28. I’m afraid I will die and be known as the last woman in America that doesn’t wear a thong. So I tried to wear one and gave up by noon. Turns out I had the waist around my thigh and the thigh around my waist. Those things should be clearly marked with which way is up.
29. I love the Beastie Boys and crank them up when I’m home alone.
30. I never thought I would love Lebanese food as much as I do. I could live off of Shawarma and Arabic rice.
31. I consider driving in the crazy Abu Dhabi traffic and living to tell about it, to be one of my biggest accomplishments in life.
32. I owned my own motorcycle for a few weeks. I was out front of the house practicing my driving skills and fell off my bike. That was the end of my bike ownership. I’m very content to ride on the back of Randy’s motorcycle.
33. I am currently eating a huge bowl of Capn Crunch cereal while typing this.
34. I like to think I’m pretty laid back about things but I get cut-throat competitive at board games. I have been tempted to fudge a bit while playing “Hi Ho Cherry O” with Artem. I didn’t actually do it, but wanted to.
35. My first car was a 1987 Dodge Colt 2 door hatchback with a monthly car payment of $170. Oh to have that payment again!
36. I love to shop so much that Randy refers to me as an Economic Ambassador. He’ll ask me what my plans are for the day and I’ll tell him, “I’m going to do some ambassador work” and he knows that means I’m going to the mall.
37. I love to fill out paperwork and questionnaires. Seriously. Especially with a brand new fine tip pen.
38. I had a class hamster that died. The vet had to put her down. I took it so hard and cried so hard at the vet’s office that he felt bad and didn’t even charge me for the procedure. Her name was Lucille.
39. I could live in flip flops year round.